You Need:
*2 hands
*1 cat
*a bed or chair
Bed:
Lie down and hug the cat to your chest with the it nestled in your elbow. With your other hand pet the cat from it's head to it's tail. Then pet it's sides again, top to bottom. Then pet it under it's chin and start the process over again.
Chair:
Sit on the chair and put the cat on your lap. Pet the cat from it's head to tail. Then pet it's sides again, top to bottom. Then pet it under it's chin and start the process over again.